To The Person About to Live in My Apartment

I'm going to Seattle tomorrow to move the rest of my crap out of my apartment. In a moment of supreme laziness (well most of my moments are of supreme laziness but I digress) I've written a note to the new tenant that I would like to leave rather than going to clean out my crap. Here it is:

Dear New Tenant,

I hope you enjoy your new apartment. Please note all of the lovely furniture left here in the apartment. This is here for your convenience...wait no scratch that..actually it is here for my convenience. I didn't really want move it all out so I stuck you with it. Oh and I hope you enjoy the ghost. She is nice most of the time.

Smoochies,
The Former Tenant

Is that appropriate? *Sigh* I suppose it isn't. A girl can dream can't she? More updates when I get back. Wish me luck!

*Edit - This was posted after the move...stupid LJ :)