Jobs, Jobs, Jobs

So I posted my resume on monster a few days ago. I have gotten 5 inquiries in 3 days. I went on an interview yesterday and was immediately offered the job. Sounds great eh? No. Every one of these jobs is in Sales. Not gonna happen buddy.

I've been shamelessly sending my resume out. I posted my resume on careerbuilders today. Someone please hire me. I'm awesome. Really. I have tons of experience, I'm creative, and I really want to work for you (unless you want me to do sales).

*Sigh* I just want one of the places I actually approached to call me back...please, just a little confidence boost guys.