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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

HIGHlarious

Remember how I said I have the best job ever? I first saw this video at work...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

Fucking hilarious. If you want more check out part 3. SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

Another survey thingie cuz I'm bored:

1) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would you want it?
ummm...yeah don't need to force me as I have 2 already. I'd like one on the back of my neck and on my wrist though.
2) If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be?
As much as I liked the black, I'd say a chocolate brown with reddish undertones.
3) If you HAD to get a piercing on your face (THAT ISN'T YOUR EARS) where?
I'd like my nose ring back. It was cute.
4) If you HAD to change your name, what new name would you choose?
Harlow (no not because of Nicole Richie...I just think it is a beautiful name)

The "WOULD YOU?" section:
1) Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?Love one person
2) Would you move anywhere else if you could?
<3 Scotland <3
3) If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you go?
Um I already have so yes.
4) If you were given 10 million dollars to keep, what would you do?
use half to buy prezzies for everyone (yes including me bc I'm selfish!) and then I'd save half

The"LETS SAY" section:
1) Lets say you were pregnant.....?
Let's just not say that. That would suck.
2) Lets say you were killed in a car crash.....?
Why would you even suggest that? Bitches.
3) Lets say you had to eat a live tarantula for $1,000....?
Why would I HAVE to do that for a grand? these questions are fucking stupid. No I wouldn't eat the tarantula. Fucking gross.
4) Lets say you could star in any movie (made or in the works) what movie?
I feel like this is irrelevant. I would never even want to act in a film.

The "OTHER STUFF" section:
1) What makes your bedroom unique?
ummmm. Probably nothing?
2) What type of phone do you have?
<3 pink chocolate<3 i love it obviously
3) Do you like math?
Math makes me puke in my mouth
4) Whats your favorite season of the year?
Definitely fall
5) Do you like cheese?
Probably the reason I'm not vegan.

The "THE 2008" section:

What happened to 1?
2) Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
I think I'm actually a bit happier now :)
3) Anything exciting happen this year?
I got a tattoo and a new job!
4) Have you been involved with the police this year?
nope
5) Are your best friends still your best friends?
yuppers
6) Got any tattoos or piercings this year?
A fucking hot tattoo
7) Had a haircut yet this year?
One so far, planning a new look for the fall (my hair doesn't do well in the summer and thus not a good time to test out a new look!)
8) Been in a hospital this year?
to visit my new baby cousin!
9) Lost someone you cared about this year?
Fortunately no
10) Been on a vacation this year?
An unplanned one thanks to my boss closing up shop with no warning...but that is ancient history :)
11) Been kicked out of a public place this year?
not that I recall......
12) Last time visiting the Library?
not anytime recent...
13) What do you use to apply eye-makeup?
um I don't really wear makeup all that often
14) Do you like to hold hands?
Yes I do
15) Do you over analyze things?
sometimes
16) Do you have any tests or exams soon?
Thank goodness I'm done with that shit
17) Coffee: Love it or hate it?
I want to marry it and have its babies
18) When you see a foggy window do you draw on it?
no?
19) How many watches do you own?
one and I love it
20) How many jobs have you ever had?
jeez...8 maybe?
21) Do you fight with your parents often?
probably more often than I should

1 Comments:

  • At 9:25 PM, Blogger Fumbling said…

    OMG so glad to read a pottymouth blog and a funny one too. Welcome back. I miss you!

     

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